Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Family Tribute Part 2

I realized I missed a few important people in my last tribute.

1. Kaitlyn
The most amazing girl ever. She's beautiful, smart, funny, and can always make you smile. you better watch out because her nice church girl personality will fool you, once you get to know her your will find that there is a wild women inside waiting to show herself. Every guy envies her boyfriend..


Dwight
Someone who you should fear because of his or her physical power; or more specifically, someone who has a purple belt in karate.




Dalyn
a historical blacksmith with supernatural powers. Or A girl child.




Kennady
pretty dang good lookin, exceptionally clever and strong. Shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.


Moe,
A word that was once used to describe a cute anime character. A Japanese name that was popular in the late 1990s. Its meaning, contrary to popular belief, is "young flowers blooming."


Love you guys!

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

My funny, genious brother on the evolution of mankind.



So I signed onto Facebook this morning and my little brothers status was this.

"Dalyn Cahoon has concluded that millions of years ago humans used the hair on their heads for photosynthesis."

I replied and asked him if he came up with this on his own and he then further explained...

"Well, sitting in Orgillens class, learning about photosynsthesis, and i started thinking: what if at one time in our past, millions of years ago, we used photosynthesis, and used our hair. but, a drastic change happened and we as a species had to adapt, and, in the evolutionary process of our evolution, our hair had to die in order for us to survive, and that is why our hair is dead, and yes sister, i did come up with this one."

How cool is he? :) haha I just thought I would share this spectacular insight into our own history as humans.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Photoshop fun :)

I just want to say I love Photoshop and our new camera. I have been playing with Photoshop lately and have been figuring out how to make some cool stuff. Look! I know they all look similar, but I thought they were pretty cool.










Oh, and we had a fun Valentine's day eve yesterday. We got to sleep in! Jaren gave me some gerber dasies and some Reese's. I gave him a bag of Snickers and a tye-dye t-shirt kit. I hope it wasn't too lame, but I thought making t-shirts would be fun. I'm sure he wanted to share my Reese's, so really we both were happy. :) We went out to dinner with Kiley and Kennan and then went shopping at the mall. Jaren and Kennan looked at videogames while Kiley and I went into American Eagle to "check out the clearance section."

Well, we never quite made it. A male sales associate walked up to us to welcome us into the store and promptly began piling clothes into our arms to try on. We soon had a myriad (for real, there was so much!) of skinny jeans, tube tops, t-shirts, and cardigans (not sweaters) to try on. Kiley and I were amazed at how fun it was to have someone else pick out clothes for us and give us fashion advice. It was only a little strange coming from a guy, who may have been a little feminine, but he was very good at his job. I found myself in white skinny jeans despite my aversion to them due to my knock knees. Upon seeing me in them, he promptly grabbed some dark skinny jeans and agreed that the white ones accentuated my awkward knees, "but he LOVED the color..."

After about an hour, we finally got through them all. I ended up buying a dark blue cardigan that I LOVE! I have wanted one for so long. Jaren saved me from buying a cute cute dress that I probably wouldn't have worn. But it was so cute! Oh well, that means I can buy something else right?

We had to run to let Kiley buy a necklace before the mall closed, and then went to Hastings to rent a movie. We got "The Invention of Lying". I was a little worried at first, but it was pretty funny. We ate lots of Snickers and Reese's and cookie dough. Jaren said "Wow... mexican food, Reese's, Snickers, and cookie dough don't go well together..." about half way through the movie and we all laughed because we were all feeling the same way.

We slept in again this morning, and I only woke up once in a panic that we had slept through the alarm and I was late. I realized it was Sunday and was so pleased! I love Sundays.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Family Tribute

My friend came over and was looking up meanings of names and I thought it would be fun to look up some to see what they were. Here's my list.
Jaren: Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

... yep sounds about right...

Callie: amazing, cool, funny, great, fun times, hilarious, silly, cute, nice, sweet, unique, great to hang out with.
In many cases, there are more words to describe... but you get the idea.

.... Definitely right...

Avree: ... Sorry there was no definitions for your name... But I'm sure if there were it would include "awesome cook" or does awesome dances in front of our new camera in St. George or something cool like that.

Cara: So there were a couple. Here are two of them.

1. Fine as heck (yes this blog is censored) , got curves in all the right places and from a 1 to 10 is a certified 20.
2. The most beautiful human being on this planet. her smile, her eyes, her body, her personality, everything is perfect on her. she makes life worth living. she can bring you love even with only her personality.

... dang. Cara is pretty cool...


Jeri: person of greatness; beautiful woman with a great sense of humor. Loves her family, friends, and pets. Person of integrity. Very honest and trustworthy. She will be a great friend to you...
... VERY applicable, except maybe the pets part? Did you love your dog Jeri?...Carol (far left in picture): well... here we hit two ends of the spectrum...

1. a hot, irresistable female with a big heart
2.A short, Italian preacher girl with a bum knee.

... Haha. Take your pick....
Kiley: A beautiful, nice person. But if you make her mad, watch out. Close to perfect. Caring and unselfish. OR The Better Way of spelling "Kylie"

.... Very Very true... :)


Jay: usually a big strong man most likely an MMA fighter or football player. He is that friend that would stand up and fight for his best friends or girlfriends. Most likely your favorite friend to hang out with. your favorite friend to party with.

.... Maybe I should start watching MMA! :) ....Kennan: a Kennan is a fly girl with the best legs you've ever seen. a mega cool girl who all the boys want. she usually wears unacceptably short skirts/shorts/dresses and shows A LOT of cleavage and gets away with it, mostly because she accomplishes that without looking slutty. because a Kennan is someone who is beautiful and intelligent, yet mad fresh.

............................ well.... that is interesting... haha maybe this one is a little closer.

a Kennan is crazy, insane, and mad outrageous. but in a good way.
.... yep. much better. haha


Matt: An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.

............ haha..............
Mitch: One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.

........... wow. enough said. . . . .

Who knew I had such a cool family? Love you all!
(definitions from urbandictionary.com )